Kids Books - Humor

Half Upon a Time

Half Upon a Time

By James Riley

"May sighed. 'But this isn't once upon a time. It's like the opposite... half or something.'" Jack is a normal boy living in the world of fairy tales, in a village called Giant's Hand. Well, Jack the thirteenth. Jack in the Beanstalk? That's his father. But his father has been missing for a long time, and Jack lives with his grandfather. One of the only purposes in life in Giant's Hand is to find and rescue a princess, marry, and become a powerful and rich leader. But Jack isn't doing very well in the 'rescuing a princess' department. All his teachers at school tell him so. So when a girl with a shirt that says 'Punk Princess' on it falls from a magic portal into Jack's cottage, Jack is EXTREMELY surprised. It couldn't be that easy, could it? The girl, named May, denies being a princess, though. She doesn't know where he is, says she doesn't know magic and now she's saying she's not a princess despite her obvious shirt! But May needs to find her grandmother, who Jack believes is the real Snow White, and to save her from the Wicked Queen! It's off on a quest for them, and with the help of a prince named Phillip that May and Jack meet along the way, they encounter the infamous gingerbread house of Hansel and Gretel, attempt to tame Maleficent, almost get swallowed by a giant, and more on this epic adventure! Will they find May's grandmother? Will May ever get home? Find out in this hilarious fractured fairy tale! I really enjoyed this book. James Riley writes really well from a kid's perspective, and he is so funny, and writes sarcasm well too! I could relate to the humor and that was awesome! If you like books like The Sisters Grimm or The Land of Stories, then this is the book for you! I rate it 4/5 stars and for ages 9+.

Frindle

Frindle

By Andrew Clements

AWESOME book!!! my favorite book of all time! It is so good you dont want to put it down. It is in such good detail. It was pretty easy for me but it went by fast and i didnt want my bookmark to keep getting farther through the book.

Target Practice (Cleopatra in Space #1)

Target Practice (Cleopatra in Space #1)

By Mike Maihack

So, I like history. And I really like ancient history. So to find a graphic novel series about Cleopatra was MINDBLOWING!. Let me first warn you, the book is not exactly accurate. This Cleopatra does NOT like school, and that gets her into a lot of trouble. I have read the first book of this series and needless to say, I plan to read them ALL! Cleopatra VII gets transported to an Egyptian-styled future through a mysterious glowing tablet. See. She should have been studying! Questions? What is the mysterious glowing tablet? Where did it come from? Cleopatra VII lands learns she is on Planet Mayet in the Ailuros System. She finds herself going back to school on this foreign planet in hopes to find her way back home. More questions? How can her new friends, Akila and Brian, help her find out how she got to Planet Mayet? Is the destiny of 15-year-old Cleo to battle and protect the Planet Mayet from Xaius Octavian and his Xerx army? I ope you read the first book in this series, too, so you can find out!

Dr. Carbles is Losing His Marbles! (My Weird School, No. 19)

Dr. Carbles is Losing His Marbles! (My Weird School, No. 19)

By Dan Gutman

All "My weird school," books are very funny. The best part is that when A.J. and Neil the NUDE kid wanted to catch the toupee on Dr.Carbles head.It was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxie and the Hooligans

Roxie and the Hooligans

By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

abby

this was a great book if your a kid then read it

Princess in Pink (Princess Diaries, Vol. 5)

Princess in Pink (Princess Diaries, Vol. 5)

By Meg Cabot

In her heart of hearts, all Mia Thermopolis (Princess of Genovia) wants to do is go to the prom. She can just imagine it: twirling into the night with Michael Moscovitz, her own true love, in a pink floor-length dress that even Lana Weinberger would be jealous of. But achieving her daydreams is more difficult than Mia imagined. She knows that Michael loves her, but he adamantly refuses to attend his senior prom. He's rather go bowling, he says. BOWLING! Now, where's the romance in that, Mia asks? On top of that, her best friend Lilly is dating a boy named Jangbu behind her real boyfriend Boris' back; Tina's going through heartbreak not being able to attend the prom; her grandmother is involved in a restaurant scandal with said Jangbu; Mia's mom is pregnant again; and all the while, Michael remains oblivious to Mia's deep desires. Even as a princess, Mia seems unable to get what she wants. In the end, will Mia be in Michael's arms under the dreamy lights of the prom, or will she be at home eating her own chocolates spending another prom night alone?

Babymouse #15: A Very Babymouse Christmas

Babymouse #15: A Very Babymouse Christmas

By Jennifer L. Holm, Matthew Holm

Reading Baby Mouse Is Very Fun To Read When Your Very Bored Like Me Today And That's Why Im Reading This Book LoL.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth / Cabin Fever / The Third Wheel / Hard Luck

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth / Cabin Fever / The Third Wheel / Hard Luck

By Jeff Kinney

i think these books are funny and they are a kinda book I wouldn't leave in the basement in the dust and I actually have the whole collection! xD

Wimpy Kid Movie Diary: The Next Chapter (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Wimpy Kid Movie Diary: The Next Chapter (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

By Jeff Kinney

This book to me was very nice because actually had real photographs and it tells you all the behind the scenes secrets. I really hope you guys would get this book because it is very fun to see how the made The Diary of a Wimpy Kid Long Haul movie.

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