Kids Books - Humor

It looks kinda childdish but its cool because when I was a kid Spongebob was my best friend

At the beginning of the story it talks about how Nate is starting his school year and he needs to go shopping for new socks and the other stuff he said he will let his dad do that. The hole book is talking about his school year.min the middle of the book Nate has to take a lot of these test and homework and he does not like doing homework or test and he joined the chest team to get out of some work and he is really god a chest too. And the only test he liked was he teacher miss. Garfield and he got a aplus and he got a good grade on that and that is why he liked that test. At the end it talks about the end of the year and that had kids verses teaches basketball game and the end of the day of school it was called prank day

Mario cart 7 is a 9'00s game that most people find funner than Mario kart 8 people think of that game as what they think but what they think is true Mario kart 7 is what you picture in your mind the game has mii characters sport cars a game were kids can play a game that has car intertanment when kids play the game

Big Nate: The Crowd Goes Wild is a hilarious book about an eleven year old boy who has a fun time pranking his teachers, annoying his sister, and spilling the contents of his locker on his fellow students. It is a great book for all ages I loved it.

Stung and hurt because she wasn't voted as carnival leader, Abby storms back home with cumulonimbus clouds in her thoughts and actions. So it's a mild reprieve when she jumps into the mirror with her brother Jonah and lands in the Princess and the Pea fairytale...kind of. This time, Abby is determined not to mess anything up. But when she's too afraid to sleep atop the hundred mattresses given to her, everyone thinks she couldn't sleep because she sensed the pea under the mattresses, and suddenly Abby's dubbed a princess! After a while, Abby starts warming up to the princess treatment - who can argue when you have people waiting on you hand and foot, after all? - but knows she must find a real princess, someone who is truly good deep inside. And so, the princess games are on! But after venturing to the dark side of the moon and back with these games, and also having to fend off a snooty prince (all in a day's work!), Abby realizes that genuine leadership means stepping aside sometimes. Beautiful, creative, and inherently funny, this wonderful fractured fairy tale by Sarah Mlynowski is not to be missed!

Ever wonder why pigeons act so weird? Because they are secretly chasing bad guys and flying around saving your butt! This hilarious illustrated series is perfect for fans of BAD GUYS and DOG MAN. What do REAL PIGEONS do? They fight crime, of course! Wait, what? You didn't know your town is protected by a secret squad of crime-fighting feathered friends? Well, you are about to get schooled. REAL PIGEONS solve mysteries! REAL PIGEONS fight bad guys! And REAL PIGEONS won't stop until your neighborhood is safe and the questions are all answered: Like, why have all the breadcrumbs disappeared? And which food truck smells the best?

Whatever After: Fairest of All is a pretty good book. Now, I'm not a fairy tale, happy ever after type of person, but I've got to admit, this novel was stunning. Abby has a realistic and typical teenage girl attitude, while Jonah is all for adventure. Now, Abby just wants to go home to her old house, and get away from Smithville. She hates the new place, and is totally creeped out by a mirror in the basement. But obviously, her annoying little brother always wrecks her chances of trying to maintain a normal life in the area. While "babysitting" Jonah, they end up being whisked away into the story of Snow White. At first, they have no idea what's going on and they need to find a way out. After exploring, they find an old lady with a basket of apples walking towards a pale- skinned girl with black hair. Wait a second...isn't that from a fairy tale or something? Oh yeah...it's Snow White...but she's about to get poisoned! After supposedly saving the day by not letting Snow White eat the poisoned apples, they realize their mistake. How will Snow White find her prince now? Oops. Funny, unique and eventful, this book will definitely appeal to grades 3-6+. This is a great book, and I hope you consider reading it over the summer!

Whatever After This book is amazing. It just like sleeping beauty but better. Its about Abby and her her friend. They have a sleepover and Abby's friend sleepwalks. In Abby's house there is a magic mirror when you you knock on it 3 times you go in a magical land. Abby's friend tap it 3 times and go in sleeping beauty. Abby's and her brother run after her and sleeping beauty was supposed to be pricked with a needle but Abby's friend was. Abby's friend has to be woken up by a prince in hundred years but her mom is supposed to pick her up by 10:00. Abby and her brother have to figure it out. Read the story for the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

In this book abby and jonah go in the story of cinderella and there they try not to mess up her story but ends up doing so first they end up in the ball where cinderella and the prince meet then they check the palace for a magical mirror so they can go back home but they don't find but they know that cinderella will leave at midnight so they follow her to her house to check if the magic mirror is there but they get caught jonah tell her her future but so she lets them use her house but the sisters come so they hide under their their beds the go to her at midnight and then they swell her feet and they ask fairy godmother whose name is faira to fix her Foot so the slipper fits and she doesn't have to clean for her stepfamily anymore and leave them but she told cinderella that unless she can stand on her own she won't fix her leg meanwhile kayla who got to talk to the prince and thought that he liked her but then cinderella showed up and the prince went away so kayla was moping all day long.And cinderela thought of getting a job . First she tried stitching, then she tried baking brownies and she baked four batches to make them right and Abby thought that none of the people living in flume knows what brownies are. She decided to call them Cinderella's crownies . first they get 5 dollars then they get 120 dollars but just as faira is about to zap everything back to normal but just at that moment the stepmother and beatrice and kayla burst in .and beatrice said she eavesdropped everyday and then the stepmom,betty turned kayla into a rat abby jonah and cinderella into mice and faira into a scaly lizard and when the princes advisor came to their house and betty zapped her daughters feet so the would fit the tiny shoe and then all the creature humans ran got the wand back and then prince jordan proposed to cinderella and she said no because kayla loved him more than she did and then cinderella batted her eyelashes at gary the goatee guy and then faira and jonah said that the portal to ome is the chimney and they learned that mary rose is a fairy and when they get home abby does the laundry for the first time .

in this book Abby and Jonah go in to the story of The Little Mermaid and there they meet they land on the water when she finally figures out that they're in the story of The Little Mermaid and knows what's happening she sees that that are girl in the water was carrying a man and when she saw the girl she was a mermaid the mermaid saw her too . the mermaid dropped the man to Abby and Jonah and then she left and Abby and Jonah carried the Man to the sand .and when the prince woke up he saw them and thought that they saved him they tried explaining him about the mermaid which was half fish half human .but the Prince believe it and they stayed at his castle but then the cook said that she knew one of them and she knew where they were and she can make a potion that can take them under water and let them breed there for 12 hours . that night they took a picture of the prince and his name was prince mortamir they asked her not to waste turn tail and not to waste her tongue for the legs but is .what she did when she noticed when she learned how to write from Abby about her and Prince Mortimer meeting he did not read it and meant that the lemon pie was more precious than what she wrote to him .so at The Wedding Date Lana was going to marry Prince Mortimer but she was officially a Runaway Bride Sso Abby and Jonah decide to go to the sea witch with the mermaid potion that the cook made with and they change her mind and lana does not die and they go home safely teh end