Kids Books - Humor

i love this book because they find each other as a family.

One day, 11-year old Milton Fauster and his 13-year old sister Marlo are in the Grizzly Mall of Generica, Kansas. They go into a store where Marlo shoplifts some lip gloss, which she surreptitiously stashes in Milton's backpack without his knowledge. A mall security officer spots this, and tries to accost the two. As Marlo and Milton are running through the mall with the security guard chasing them, Milton realizes Marlo tricked him into being an accomplice. Pausing for a moment in front of a giant marshmallow statue of a Grizzly Bear, and Milton spots Damian Ruffino, his extremely unhygienic tormentor, school bully, and all -around delinquent, sticking dynamite in the marshmallow grizzly's behind. Before the mall security guards can catch up with them, the marshmallow grizzly bear explodes prematurely, and Milton, Marlo, and Damian all die. The last thing they see is flaming marshmallow all over the mall. The next thing they know, Milton and Marlo are holding hands and plummeting downward and Milton feels a slight sting. When he and Marlo land, they find themselves in Limbo, the waiting area for the Nine Circles of Heck, which include Rapacia, Blimpo, Fibble, Snivel, Precocia, Lipptor (Wise Acres), Sadia, and Dupli-City. Because of her sins (e.g., the shoplifting) Marlo has been sent to a sort of "lite" version of Hell reserved for bad kids, called "Heck"; Milton, apparently, has been judged guilty by association and sent there with his sister. Processed through the afterlife's terrible bureaucracy, Marlo and Milton are conveyed to a nightmare of a school in Heck, presided over by principal Bea "Elsa" Bubb, who torments her charges with pretty much the worse things they can imagine in a school. Milton and Marlo are separated and Milton meets Virgil, who befriends him, and the two plot an escape from heck and return to Earth and the land of the living. But Damien, who has been bad enough that he has started to rise in the hierarchy of Heck, is sent after them and foils their plans, landing them back in Heck. Marlo, meanwhile, has been causing her own brand of chaos by organizing a resistance among the girls in the heckish school, causing Principal Bubb to decide that the Fauster siblings are problem children. She decides to deal with them by sending them to the next lower circle of Heck: Rapacia.

i think this whole entire series was jus AWESOME!!!!!!!!!:P:D:)

I haven't read it, and I probably never will. It's the ultimate girl book. It has all the things I hate in books. I hate books about gossip, I hate books about crushes (I'm not sure if it's about crushes, but it definitely has crushes in it), and I hate books about girls. But I might read to confirm the fact I don't like it.

These books are very good. They are much better than the Captain Underpants series. They were much funnier. They are all about a cop named Dog Man who saves the world from an evil cat named Petey. Just so everyone knows, there are more books in the series. I would recommend this book for kids who like dogs and comics.

This is a another treehouse book.Except, it is a 26 stories high.In the first chapter, Terry drops his stinky underpants in the shark tank.The sharks eats his stinky underpants and sink to the bottom the shark tank.A girl called Jill was pretty good at animals.(Even sharks.)She has 12 cats, 2 dogs, 1 goat, 3 horses, 4 goldfish, 1 cow, 6 rabbits, 2 guinea pigs, 1 camel and 1 donkey. After all the shark problem,they attacked pirates.

Terry proudly unveils his solution: a Once-upon-a-time machine that can create their book for them. It seems like a brilliant invention ... until the machine locks them out of their tree house so it can write a superior book. The friends enlist the help of Professor Stupido, the greatest un-inventor who ever lived. What will happen? Read the book to find out!

I know that I am too old to be reading this type of book, but it was so good! The illustrations are great, and I find that the different fonts and color in the text help me focus while reading it. I love it, and it is greatly recommended.

I haven't read it yet but i think it will be a good book cause i read the other book in that series so this one should be good

When my mom reads the fables to me we always talk about the moral of the story and I learn about a better way to treat people.