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This book was amazing! Before the Mineral Wells talent show, Theo is torn between magic and music, friends and family, wondering who he should perform with. The Magic Misfits meet a girl named Emily, and he starts developing a crush on her, but the others don't trust her. Her father, Mick Meridian, made Theo's prized violin and many other things. The Misfits then find out a ventriloquist known as Wendel Whispers is coming to town, and they think he is working for an enemy and that they can solve another mystery about Dante Vernon's past. For those who read the book, I may have discovered something about the cover. You'll probably understand what I mean if you've finished it. The white stuff behind Theo, that's not smoke...

just finished reading it! If you like love books and cupcakes, this is u r book It has a bit of luv

March17, 2014 What I liked about Goosebumps Most Wanted Planet of the Lawn Gnomes By: Carter If you like scary stories and everything about scary stories, Goosebumps Most Wanted Planet of the Lawn Gnomes by R.L Stine is the book for you. What happens is Jay Gardener just moved and he keeps getting in trouble it is never his fault! In every yard is a lawn gnome. Jay hates those lawn gnomes so much. I really like that it is scary and that a black bird almost ate his dog. The last reason I like it is a lawn gnome made an M on his head. This is why you should read this book.

"Dreams can't die... but they can be lost... And then found again..." This heartwarming tale gives the reader an acknowledgement of celestial and magical creature found in DREAMS. (**IT MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**) It starts off with Sophie (Betty), a non-dreamer, and a soon to be hero, soon befriends Ethan (the new kid who is "swarmed" with many friends due to his ability of playing sports) after realizing that he has nightmare, Sophie reachers out and gave him a dreamcatcher that can assuage his nightmares... BUT a horrible occurrence happened!!!!!! A gray-giraffe tried to kidnap Ethan, however Sophie and Monster saved him... Sadly they could not retrieve Lucy and Madison, who also have horrid nightmares, where Mr. Nightmare kidnapped them... Before I go any further I wanted to say Monster is a protector/pet who belongs to Sophie after she made Monster from her dream (MONSTER CAN TALK)... And yes, Sophie can have her dreams be real in actual life... Anyways Mr. Nightmare, aka Eugene, is a buyer from Sophie's parent's dream store... So now with Ethan and Monster's help, Sophie is now in a quest to look for her parents (where there number one suspect is Mr. Nightmare), but as they approached to his house... Mr. Nightmare seemed like a complete, ordinary human being. But... WRONG... he in fact stole all the monster dreams and kidnapped Sophie's parents, Lucy, and Madison... With all this imagination, Sophie soon becomes surrounded with a pegasus who poops rainbows (and loves apples) and with tons of ninja bunnies to help save the people who Sophie loves... Not to mention where they meet hideous looking monsters, where they meet Christina... Now secrets unravel like a spider's web... And now to save the people she loves may cost a sacrifice... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN... So what I loved about this book was the cliffhangers of course... Also when Ethan first meets Sophie... is just so... AHHH.... I cannot describe in words... Just YOU have to read this... Also the dry humor and irony really got to me... It's just hilarious... "Her first thought was, I'm not Betty..."... And MONSTER... he's adorable... Like I wished I had a friendly monster named Monster... Everything about this book is so creative and imaginative! To be honest... I thought it would be this cliche book... Where the hero saves the day... and it's kind of like that.... But just all the twists and turns reminds me of a roller coaster with it's unexpectedness...*cough Ms. Lee* *cough-cough* So if you can take a toll with nightmares because everything you might've dreamed of will be in this book... then this book is perfect for you! I realized this book is so similar with the movie Big Hero 6... Like seriously I can name the comparisons but I would be giving out too many spoilers... So if you like sweet, sentimental, but an adventurous story... This book is for you... Read it:D!!!!

It was kinda funny. It is a great book for middle schoolers. That are girls. Boys can't handle this type of stuff. I mean unless you're one of those boys who would rather do girl stuff. I don't discriminate. Anyways, this book was pretty good.

I read the first book, really good. I have no idea what the second book is but I hope Peter ( I think that her brother's name ) is still nice to her and still gives her advice for school.

Millicent Ostermeyer teams up with Chase Albright to solve the mystery of who killed Coach Killdare. The main suspect is Millie's dad, and Millie must find out who really did it to make sure her dad doesn't end up in prison. Spoiler alert, the French teacher did it. I recommend this for 8th grade to college student. seriously, if you are in elementary, you are not ready for this book.

Great book but a little OTT. Max Crumby has never been to school. Until now, his Grandma has homeschooled him because she was "perfectly qualified" (she used to be a preschool teacher). Now he has to deal with bullies without telling the teacher (just in case they tell his Grandma). Max is stuffed in a locker for 12 hours, but luckily breaks through an old wall and discovers an old boiler room. Then he uncovers that burglars are planning to steal the schools brand new computer equipment! With the help of his friend will Max be able to stop them!

In the final epic tale of the Origami Yoda series, the 7th graders of McQuarrie Middle School take a hard earned field trip to Washington D.C. But when the ex-principal makes a rule that no one can bring origami or paper on the field trip, they are doomed because Harvey has gone to the Sour Side with Emperor Pickletine, who is made out of a pickle. Now how will they be able to withstand their evil force?

this story is about a team of orgami trying to turn the princable to the good side. then a boy named Dwight, who has orgami yoda, gives her a orgami priencess to make her on the good side. then, he gives the princeable a case file and show her things that yoda did to help their problems. Then at the end, yoda was about to say something, but Dwight said "no yoda they will know" which means there's going to be a other book!!!