Kids Books - Humor

My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!

My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!

By Dan Gutman

Mr granet was a space alien and at the end he started to fly his ship and it was powered by potatos and he crashed at the end and stayed on earth.Mr granite was crazy on going green insted of desks they had to ride bikes with a cord to power the school.

Hamster Princess: Harriet the Invincible

Hamster Princess: Harriet the Invincible

By Ursula Vernon

I read this whole book on the day I got it! It was that good! The main thing to get into your head is that Harriet is like a Sleeping Beauty remix! When Harriet figures out that she will fall into a deep sleep when she is 12, so she has to live up till she is 12! She misuses the purpose of her invincibility to be the wildest princess ever! the when she starts to get to the reality of the spell and has the witch prick her finger instead! This plan goes crazy and the whole castle then everybody at the castle falls asleep, except for a prince, Harriet, and Harriet's trusty quail! That means that the prince has to kiss everybody! Harriet is a everywhere character! You can almost never predict her next move! I totally recomend this book to every reader! I usually don't like this genre, and I am way past this reading level but this book was truly the best! Great job

Winter According to Humphrey

Winter According to Humphrey

By Betty G. Birney

In my opinion, I really liked this book. One reason why is it is a little funny and a little bit of a mystery too. Another reason why is that the story takes lots of stories and combines it into the whole book about this character Humphreys interactions with the students. The last reason why is that the students have lots of things happen to them and they have to solve them and they do things to lead up to solving it.  *** SPOILER ALERT ***  My favorite part is when one of the students sneaked Humphrey to watch them practice the Christmas play. You might like this book if you like mysteries, science fiction or adventure. You should read this book because it is cool to read what a hamster thinks inside a book.

Miss Daisy Is Crazy! (My Weird School)

Miss Daisy Is Crazy! (My Weird School)

By Dan Gutman

A good series for younger kids. This series is about A.J a second grader who hates school and loves dirt bikes and candy. His year in second grade takes an unpredictable turn when their teacher Miss Daisy is as dumb as a kindergartener. It just gets weirder and weirder.

School Days According to Humphrey

School Days According to Humphrey

By Betty G. Birney

Schools Days According to Humphrey is about an adorable hamster who lives in Mrs. Brsibane's classroom. In the story he has a problem. He doesn't know that children who are coming into the room. He later finds out that it is the start of a new school year and he has new students to help with their problems. I would recommend this book because it is really funny. Also, Humphrey is a great character to read about because he gets into funny problems that he has to solve. Plus who doesn't like a hamster with a tiny notebook and pencil.

Stick Dog

Stick Dog

By Tom Watson

Have you ever been so hungry and craving something just right? Stick Dog is a dog that lives in a pipe under a highway. One day when he was with his friends, his belly rumbled. Their plan is to find and eat the perfect hamburger. Some funny things happen along the way! I really like this book. One reason I like it is because it’s very exciting and adventurous. Another reason is because the illustrations match the story perfectly. I really recommend that you read this book!

Stick Dog Wants a Hot Dog

Stick Dog Wants a Hot Dog

By Tom Watson

I have not read it yet but I think its going to be hilarious.

Stick Dog Chases a Pizza

Stick Dog Chases a Pizza

By Tom Watson

Hunter

I think Stick Dog Chases a Pizza he is the smart one and the other dogs are the no brain ones. Because stick dog knew a week ago that the frisbee was eaten and the other dogs forgot. I hope you like Stick Dog Chases a Pizza. I like this book because it’s funny. It’s funny because they are screaming to get the tale. Clearly you should read this book.

CHARLIE AND THE GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR (THE BEST OF ROALD DAHL)

CHARLIE AND THE GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR (THE BEST OF ROALD DAHL)

By ROALD DAHL

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator by Roald Dahl Reviewed by Tomas Z (age 10) This story is about a little boy called Charlie Bucket that lived in a little house, but fortunately he had WON Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! In the great glass elevator Charlie together with his family and with Willy Wonka, have daring adventures in orbit around the Earth surviving from the knibs. What is a knib? If you want to discover it, read this book and you will find out. I really enjoyed this awesome book because it´s a very adventurous book. It´s very fun the way that Roald Dahl invents words.He describes the characters a lot and I think that all of you should read this wonderful book. I recommend this awesome book to everyone that likes great glass elevators, knids, adventure and fantasy. Once you'll start reading, you will not stop till you finish!

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them:  Illustrated, Collector's Edition (Harry Potter)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Illustrated, Collector's Edition (Harry Potter)

By Newt Scamander, J.K. Rowling

At my school they had the actual wands of harry, Hermione, Ron, voldemort, dumbledore's (elder wand), snape and draco and hermione's time turner all in one set for 5 dollars and it was from amazon. i got it

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