Kids Books - Humor

I just finished this book! Real great book. When i was small I used to watch Gravity Falls on TV! Its pretty interesting. Its about this kid called dipper he found a journal and has all about mysterious creatures in the town of Gravity Falls and then ... Im not going to tell you!😜 But I want to tell you Nope not going to Fine Fine im telling you so then it turns out the author of the journal is its Great uncle who built a portal and accidently got himself into there and went to another dimension for A LOT of years.

LOL. This book is so funny!

Malia knew that destiny had found her when she found The Babysitters Club: Kristy's Great Idea; a group of girls making money and babysitting kids. Making money AND hanging out with your best friends? That sounded like a deal to Malia. Plus this would help fund an AMAZING joint birthday party for the friend's 13th birthday. The little kid part sounded okay, but who really cares that. Teaming up with her best friends, Bree and Dot, the girls form a club "BAD Babysitters" more known now as "Best Babysitters". A rocky website, candy, and challenging kids are all part of the Best Babysitter's first time. But then a horrible thing happens. Chelsea, Malia's big sister, forms a club "Seaside Sitters" that also babysits as well as gets a HUGE number of jobs, has a fancy website, and is stealing all of their business! Now for the Best Babysitters this isn't just a babysitting crisis: it's a war officially! Sabotages, jobs, and mistakes all face the Best Babysitters. Will they take back the business and have an amazing 13th party? Overall, this was a fun and easy read that anyone would enjoy. Happy reading!

This story is a bunch of fairy tales in a fairy tale, but with a twist. At first I was skeptical about this book, because I am very picky and choose-y about how fairy-tales are written and executed. BUT this book, this book and its story plot... is so exquisite and on-beat. I say this because the way the author introduces the characters one by one, takes different fairy-tales and mushes them together and creates something original, funny, and rich in wholesome-ness is so impressive! The way Healy lets things sail smoothly, then hits you with an unexpected wave is what makes this book riveting and hard to put down. I'd say that this book is SO underrated. If I hadn't had it on my kindle recommendations, I never would've read it. Except, I'd be obliviously missing out on such a nostalgic and lyrical story. I've always been a sucker for fairy tales, and have read and coveted them since forever, so this really reminds me of a more sophisticated version of classics. Overall, this was a very magnetic and graceful take on what might happen after Ever After, and was super enjoyable and well-written.

Einstein had thought up a more efficient formula than e=mc2, called Pandora. Einstein had hidden it with a meticulously planned puzzle, and the CIA has been searching for it for decades. Agent Dante Garcia puts everything at risk and blackmails Charlie Thorne, a 12-year-old genius, into searching Pandora. The race for Pandora has begun, and it changes Charlie Thorne forever. Stuart Gibbs has written many book series (Spy school, Moon Alpha...), but I thought Charlie Thorne was the best. It has adventure, action, espionage, history, geography, romance, and EVERYTHING YOU COULD HOPE FOR IN A BOOK! There are some shootings and teasing about crushes, but it is appropriate for all ages! Charlie Thorne's personality is charming and sarcastic, and it's very fun to think about how she would react if she and I met. I support feminist rights and the book "flowed". If you see this book at a library, try reading it! It'll catalpult you into the Charlie Thorne universe!

Okay okay. I know that this is obviously something that doesn't belong in my book list. But I just read it to my little sister and wanted to review it. I would definitely recommend this book for 7-8 year olds (younger if you read it to them) I think it's a cute book that has a rhyme on every page. My sister definitely enjoyed it. Thanks for reading -Ajg15's Reviews

Yukon Ho! is another wonderful Calvin and Hobbes book. But... them again every Calvin and Hobbes book is a good one. The six year old boy and his tiger always have good adventures. Spaceman Spiff is still alive and well no matter how many monsters (and aliens) come his way. Hobbes still has an enthusiastic greeting to Calvin coming home from another horrible school day with Mrs. Wormwood. Yes, although Bill Watterson retired forever ago, Calvin and Hobbes still lures in new readers every day. -Sharkysharks

BOMBS. They fell on Blackwell, Johnny's town, in 1941. But why don't more people care about them??? Huh? That's what JOHNNY thinks. And one day, he and his friends find Mrs. Tachyon lying on the street! She got attacked by a ghostly banana! Mrs. Tachyon is known for pushing a cart full of mysterious black bags. Johnny takes the black bags to his garage, where he and his friend Kirsty find out that the bags are full of TIME. Soon, Yo-less, Bigmac, Johnny, Wobbler, and Kirsty have traveled to 1941. It's the day before the BOMBS! But when they try to travel back to the present, something goes WRONG. Wobbler can't come back, and it turns out that it's because they have caused Wobbler's grandpa to die in the BOMB ATTACK. They will have to help Wobbler! And Johnny sees the opportunity to save those other pleeeple as well. But can they do it? The book was very strange and hard to understand, especially the "TROUSER LEGS OF TIME", but I liked how it was funny. Overall it was VARY GUUD.

It is the TRYING TIMES in Johnny's house, and he is escaping from his parents' arguments by playing video games on his Pineapple. He has played Megasteroids, Galactic Thrusters, and now he's playing Only You can save MANKIND. One day Johnny is firing missiles and throwing bananas at ScreeWees when suddenly, he gets a mysterious message. It says, "WE WISH TO TAlKKKK!!!" Are the aliens...ALIVE? Then Johnny has a dream about them and realizes that whenever he dreams, he goes into GAME SPACE. The ScreeWee Captain talks to Johnny and informs him that he will lead them across the border of Game Space and back to their home planet! The ScreeWee fleet is heading deep into Game Space, so the players are finding it difficult to find them, but what if they get wiped out by those people who leave their computers on for 30000000 hours?? Johnny will have to get the help of Kirsty, a very experienced and evil gamer who wants to win everything. But will she help the ScreeWee? Or will she just blast them to pieces? ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MANKIND was very entertaining and witty and was EXCITING at the end. But the theme was hard to find.

The book The Secret Garden was written by Frances Hodgson Burnett in 1911. It is about a rude and spoiled little girl named Mary. She came from India but isn’t Indian. When she was born she wasn't wanted By her father or mother, so they gave her to a lady to watch over her. Mostly, servants took care of Mary and had to do whatever she asked of them or demanded because people didn't want her to throw a fit or cry. This made her grow up, having everything her way and done for her. One day, a great number of people in the household had died from sickness or had fled away in terror and most everyone had seen to disappear. People later found Mary in her nursery and came to take her to live with her Uncle, who is depressed and ends up having no time to pay attention to or love her. Over time she slowly learns to do things on her own and not to rely on everybody else to do things for her. She finds out that there is a secret garden that her uncle’s wife used to love, but she passed away, Which devastated him. So, he shut away the garden and never wanted to see it again. He buried the key to the garden, and no one has seen it for 10 years. Mary later learns to like people other than herself and to enjoy nature and what it has to offer. She meets a kind boy named Dickon, who teaches her a lot about gardens and helps her learn about them. She starts to enjoy plants and animals and has the desire to learn more about them. She starts to spend more time playing outside and sees the beauty of nature. I truly enjoyed this book and rate it a five out of five. I would recommend it to anyone passionate about gardens/plants and classics. Thanks!