bro, 2 months shy of 100. that hits hard in the gut, i hope your in a better place Phillip.

i can probably skate board well (unincluding fancy tricks) but count me out for roller skates or blades.

SO. MUCH. FLUFF. PLZ FIND THIS BOI SO I CAN CUDDLE HIM!!!!

OK, in the video it sounds like there are sirens going off or more like a alarm of sorts. I THOUGHT this was leading to the cicadas running rampant among the town as they eat every living vegetation in sight. But it was more or less the opposite with the birds, turtles, raccoons, and squirrels ( I never knew squirrels ate insects in general ngl) eating the cicadas until as the guy said, "full to bursting". Also, HOW MANY CICADAS ARE THERE?!?! YOU WOULD THINK THOUSANDS WOULD BE DEAD BUT NOOOO! THERE'S STILL TONS AND TONS AND TONS ALIVE! BREEDING, REPRODUCING, TEARING VEGETATION TO SHREDS! Your friend, E.M.S. (E.M.S. in fancy penmanship :) )

I cannot go without food for a few hours. I'd probably lose myself, especially if there's a bakery that's selling doughnuts for FREE. (improve!)

i'd starve

to the 69 million, NICE. (if you get it than you get it) ;)

I'm already imagining some high-tier food scientist overlooking a new pasta shape and asking, "How's it's toothsinkability?" XD

the creator of words such as "forkbility" and "sauceability" XD. i ain't hating but c'mon ya gotta admit it's hysterical!

the creator of words such as "forkbility" and "sauceability" XD. i ain't hating but c'mon ya gotta admit it's hysterical!