Machine Dispenses Free Samples - To Adults Only!
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Trying out free samples of any food is fun, but Jell-O? That has to top the list. The best part is that Kraft Foods has figured out how to automate the process using vending machines, which means one can keep returning for more, without getting the evil eye from a human sample dispenser. The catch? It will dispense to adults only!
Why would a company be sooooo mean? According to Kraft Inc., Jell-O Temptations is the first jiggly desert created for adults so, it's only befitting that the samples are reserved for them.
To ensure that they do reach their target audience the company partnered with tech giant Intel to create vending machines dubbed iSample that scan the sample seeker's face and guess the approximate age using biometric data like the distance between eyes and ears. If everything checks out, it happily dispenses the yummy pudding. However, if a hungry child or adult with a child-like face shows up, it simply shuts down!
The saddest part is that the company, which has already installed the iSample at New York's South Street Seaport and Chicago's Shedd Aquarium is planning to use them for a myriad of fun 'adult' food campaigns. Now, if they could only come up with a machine that shuts down when adults line up!
Resources: Gizmag.com, dailymail.co.uk
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567 Comments
- horseridinggirlalmost 7 yearsNo problem for me! Even though I'm a kid, all computers recognize my face as 22. I have had it scanned before.. Cool right?
- JELLabout 7 yearsWHAT'S THE POINT IN NOT SELLING IT TO KIDS?! THEY GET LESS MONEY THAT WAY!!
- pearlgirl100over 6 yearswell they are not selling it they are giving FREE samples.
- Anonymousabout 7 yearsSo unfair I want to try
- pizzagirl7over 7 yearsTHAT IS SO NOT FAIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠😠 WHO AGREES????????!!!!!!
- rosepinkunicornalmost 7 yearsI agree!!!!!!!!😠😒
- cutecat6almost 7 yearsI totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- comfortblueover 7 yearsI think it looks pretty gross.
- cutecat6almost 7 yearsAnd I like chocolate.
- cringypotatoalmost 7 yearsI haTE chocolate.
- snowbell445over 7 yearsyou don´t want it its so so so gross!!!!
- cutecat6almost 7 yearsHey, I will probably like it, snowbell445 and comfortblue!!!!!
- frankistenover 7 yearsI the JELLO and that baby I want it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- skylar9yrover 7 yearsso mean THAT I JUST WANT To PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE! i want it
- jswallowsover 7 yearsYou too Anonymous!
- jswallowsover 7 yearsIm half believing this one side is angry the other is Happy. Remember the last time Your parents were´nt able to go with you on a ride on disney world or baby ride... welcome to their world.